My balance in my bank account is $420. Teaching Taekwondo at the studio gets me $800.
Sewing eyes on dolls gets me $200. Delivering milk gets $300...roar!
Even less than $8,000!
The ring's not in the room, either!
Of course, I want to see you too, soon. But you know, I'm so dirty right now.
How dare you try to use your flirting strategies on me!
Get married immediately!
From today, Choi Han Kyul is mine!
Get out, right now!
Is mine so startling? He was staring at it for a very long time.
Today, everybody's nude, all nude.
Oppa (Older Brother), a guy who looks like a gangster keeps bothering me.
You thief! How dare you steal her purse!
I wanted to pay for Eun Sae's registration fees for vocal lessons, so what?
A loser like you should be in prison! Follow me!
When I release my hands, you push me away, then run.
It's Ssulja's dad! You're Ssulja's dad, right?
I missed you.
Originally, I didn't want to ask for compensation.
Because of that incident, I got fired from my part-time job. I didn't even get paid before they kicked me out.
Do your parents know about you begging like this?
Oppa, you're gay?
Are you a girl or a boy? You look just like a girl...
Hey, do you want to be my lover?
L...lover?
Whose lover? Yours?
Wait! Your jawline on both sides is quite sharp, and the bridge of your nose is not bad either.
What are you doing? Seriously?!
I'm just touching your face, İt's not going to be grinded off just by that.
Ajusshi (Sir/Mister), are you actually gay?
I don't care if you're gay or not.You'd better apologize for insulting my parents, and give me repair money for my scooter now.
Let's talk.
Where are you going? Let go of me!
Application form.
What are you doing?
You said you wanted money, so I'll give you money.
If you want to give me money, you have to open your wallet, not your laptop. Wait, before you do anything, apologize for what you said about my parents.
Why are looking like this? Apologize!
Fine, I'm apologizing. Satisfied?
Look me in the eyes and say it properly.
I was wrong for talking about your parents like that, sorry. Is that enough?
Take out "Is that enough," and say, "I'm sorry."
I was wrong for speaking badly about your parents, I'm sorry.
Give me money for the scooter.
Name.
How much are you going to give me?
Name!
Go, Eun Chan.
ID number?
840805-2371291...
Hey, hey. Tell me properly, properly!
Is 13 right (It depends on gender)? Can't you say whether you are a boy or a girl?
Huh?
Then?
Then after 13?
1371291.
I don't understand. Why are you taking me on all these dates?
Since it seems like you need money, I want to offer you a job.
There's no way I can trust you, so...
...I have to verify your identity. Why?
What job is it?
Fake boyfriend.
Whose?
Mine.
Ah this, sir...you look ordinary but in reality...
But don't you already have a lover? You know, the girl whose handbag I took from the thief...
You were like, "But you got hurt!" and...
Is that not her?
She's not the kind of woman you should talk too freely about.
Am I a man of super strength or what, how can I put her on my mouth?
You just have to appear at the arranged marriage meetings,
be my fake lover, ruin the meeting and then take the money. Are you going to do it or not?
It doesn't seem very hard if I'll be rewarded.
ID?
Ah...! Ah, where did it go?
Oh! That's right. I left it at home. But why do you need my ID?
How can I trust a little gangster like you?
Aren't you the thief's accomplice?
Ah, hey!
I'm neither a gangster nor a thief! You're being unfair...
Sir, you really...!
If you make a wrong move, I'm reporting you right away.
Fine, but you'll have to pay me in advance.
The money I need is about...
$8,000...Can you give me $8,000?
Hey!
We can still negotiate.
Pay me $1,000 every time.
How about half?
Forget I said anything.
$300!
$200!
I can't go any lower.
-That won't do. -Sir!
Fine, $100 for each time.
Instead, give me transportation charges to and from the place.
Snacks...
You're just like a thief! The pay includes everything!
And in case you touch me,
I'll get rewarded depending on where you touch.
Head- $20, Face and Shoulders- $30,
Back- $70, a Hug- $100, and a Kiss...
Alrighty, that's enough.
What if I rape you?
You pounced on me, how much money will you pay me?
You're so mean!
- You ran into me first. -Okay.
I'll pay enough to fix your scooter now and reward you later as my fake boyfriend.
Prepayment, please.
I'm urgently in need of money.
Really...
I can't do it unless it's paid in advance.
Oh, it's that car?
Why is the hotel far away from downtown?
My legs hurt.
Please drop me at the subway station.
Wow, this is amazing!
Aren't you going to stay still?
Okay.
At times like these, you're supposed to be listening to music...
Don't touch anything.
Okay.
Whoa, seriously...!
Are you laughing?
Hey, do you know that we could have gotten in an accident, or something?
You little freak, my heart almost jumped out.
Don't worry, I'll pick up your heart.
Sir.
Sir, from now on I will be absolutely still.
Oh, whoa! Sir, what is this?! I didn't touch anything!
Oh, sir! What should I do? Oh, I better grab that!
What's with the gestures?
Wow! How refreshing!
Now I see why people prefer convertibles.
Sir, what's the maximum speed you can reach?
You don't need to know.
Wh-what are you doing?
It's dangerous! Sit down!
So thrilling! I'm so happy!
May I ask you a favor?
I'll give you $20 if you drive around here three times! Hello!
I needed money and now I get money.
But I need more! I need money!
Hello sir! Woo hoo!
I'll kill you if you're even one minute late tomorrow, okay?
Yes, thank you for today!
Take care, bye.
He's a monster.
Mom! Mom!
-Mom! -Oh, you came! -Give me a second, will you?
"Shoes are my enemy?"
"Imported goods are destroying my family." "The color pink is a demon from hell?"
You know that I get captivated by pink objects.
No matter how I look at it, I think I'm going crazy.
My daughter is working all the time to earn some money.
Even 24 hours a day aren't enough.
But every time your mother sees something pretty, she can't help but buy it.
Every word of that is true.
Really. As a mother,
you like shopping too much.
Hey! That's my mask cream!
You naughty girl! Every time I buy something, she takes it and uses it all up!
What were your grades like on your latest test?
Why do you fight against Mom? There's nothing for you to gain...
This little brat...
Mom.
What is this?
Oh my!
Where did you get this?
This is $1,000 for my part-time advance and $500 for the scooter repair.
What? Why do you get paid in advance so much?
Don't tell me...
Do you think anyone can work at a nightclub?
Girls who look like me could.
Nightclub?!
You...
Tell me honestly. Did you lend this money from a loan shark?
I don't do things like that!
Don't you trust your daughter at all?
Of course I trust you! If I don't trust you, would I trust this girl?
But this cash isn't enough to buy Dong Sook Ahjumma (Madame)'s ring...
For now, let's take the money we set aside for Eun Sae's tuition.
We will earn more money afterwards.
Stop being so sad!
Yes, I will peel a lot of chestnuts too.
Let's celebrate, celebrate!
But don't spend more than $10.
Were you planning on spending more money?
Ah, let's celebrate, let's celebrate!
I'm sorry.
Don't be.
I will peel a lot of chestnuts.
Unnie (Older Sister), is this a lion?
That's right.
Sister, please draw a flower for me!
-I'll come draw it after this. -Okay!
Coming. Goodbye sister! -Bye.
Yoo Joo, it's dinner time!
You haven't had dinner yet, right?
Let's eat meatballs.
I don't eat meatballs. I've told you that several times.
Is that so?
I knew this would happen when you asked to meet me in my neighborhood.
What do you mean?
Let's go.
Where are we going?
To the owner of the meatball shop.
I came here to see you.
Again, you're lying.
Ssulja's dad. Ssulja's dad! Ssulja's dad!
Oh, the milk delivery girl.
Hello...! Hi.
Do you want to drink some?
Do you want to eat some?
You must be quite upset because I keep calling you "Ssulja's dad" all the time.
I'm Choi, Han Sung.
I'm Go, Eun Chan; 24 years old.
How about you, sir?
I'm 31.
Oh, you're 31...
Then feel free to speak informally to me.
Will that do?
Back to that "Money vs. Pride" issue, how's that going?
You know, last time at the wine bar...?
Oh, that?
I've been weighing the good and bad between the two. I've often been changing my mind lately.
Sir, don't you have moments like that?
Me?
I don't know about me... But lately, among my friends, there has been this guy...
So this friend...
No, forget it.
Why, you think I won't understand because I'm younger than you?
I know all that is to know about.
But if you don't want to talk about it, then don't.
You have something on the side of your lip.
Uh, on this side.
Sir, can you tell me about your friend?
I'm pretty curious.
Oh, it's nothing really.
Please tell me.
So... That friend,
had a woman he loved,
but 2 years ago, that woman left him.
Did they break up or did she ditch him?
I think both.
No, it must be the latter, since she had another guy.
And then?
Well...
After 2 years that girl appeared again, like magic.
And now I think he's struggling over whether he should get back with her or not.
He must be in agony.
So that friend of yours... meets this girl again...
and comes back with her again...and your friend...
Ah, I'm confused.
I'll just...
call them Mr. A and Miss B.
Does this Mr. A still love Miss B?
I don't know so much about that...
Why wouldn't you know about that? If you miss her,
and want to hear her voice, then it is love.
Sir, put your hand on your chest and ask yourself...
Oh no!
Mister, I have to go now. Next time again...
Yeah, I'm on my way home.
- You're done eating, right? - Yeah.
I didn't eat it!
How could we eat everything up?
Hey, I'm right in front, in front of the house! Open the door!
Han, Yoo Joo, you've become pitiful.
Is Choi, Han Sung really that good?
Yes, don't answer that.
The owner of the meatballs is here.
Do it well.
You just got home ?
Yeah.
See ya.
I broke up with DK.
I knew that.
You're famous, you know. I read it in the newspapers.
I want to... ...date you again.
I wanted to tell you, that I am really sorry.
What are you thinking about?
What kind of man you think I am.
When you say, if we should break up, we break up.
If we should date, we date.
You must find me quite easy.
It's not like that.
Go.
Let's not see each other again.
You're really different from me.
Three years ago, you told me to leave, like I'm telling you now.
When you said, "Let's not see each other again,"
I was crying out loud.
You must've had a lot of experience, right?
No matter what the situation is like, you always remain at ease.
I have changed a lot, haven't I?
I got mean and spiteful enough to take revenge by sleeping with you.
There was a time when my heart was trembling every time I saw you.
No matter what you did, I told myself that it was okay.
Leave.
I told you to leave and you actually left.
Go, Eun Chan, don't you ever get scared?
Sir, Sir, stop, stop, sorry!
Oh, where am I? Sir!
Well, he never answers, never shows up.
I was naïve.
I shouldn't have trusted that gangster! I'm an idiot! Dang it!
Hey!
You pathetically got the money in advance and never show up?
I'll distribute your mug shot throughout the whole country. You idiot!
Sir, sir!
Why are you so late?!
I'm sorry.
I left home late,
left the bus at Euljiro, and took it again...
I ran all the way here...
Oh gosh.
What are you saying?
Look at those clothes.
What about my clothes?
What is this?!
Follow me, now!
Sir, look at this.
"The roses of Sharon have blossomed."
Ready?
Action!
Dong In Foods is famous for coffee products.
Her appearance is boring and the conversation is running slow.
Have you seen the movie?
Only five minutes has passed, but I'm getting so bored.
I've heard that I look like Meg Ryan a lot. Do I really?
I do, right?
Could you excuse me for a second?
Show time!
Ahjushi, this is more fun than I thought.
Without a mistake, let's finish this once and for all!
Alright.
What are you doing?
Tilt your head!
Okay.
Are you kidding?
You said tilt my head.
To the other side!
You cheater!
Wait a minute!
You're not supposed to treat me bad, you're from a wealthy family.
In just a short amount of time?
Hey! Ow! Hey!
He kissed another guy and
was seriously beaten by the girl.
He's completely insane!
We did it! We did it!
Yuck!
What?
Hey hey...
Take it easy. A guy's not supposed to make a fuss.
That was my first kiss.
You call that a "kiss?"
It was just because we got excited...
It was my first kiss, too, with a guy.
You're so gross.
Let's go for lunch.
Gosh...
Oh yes, yes!
I'll make you broke.
What should we do, mother?
Yes, yes!
Rumors are circulating that he's gay.
What if the rumor reaches his father?
Please take it seriously.
Just leave it alone at the moment,
I've got an idea already,
you just sit back and watch.
Yes, let's keep going!
Mother!
Stop calling me!
Huh?
I lost the points. It's all your fault!
You haven't let me enjoy myself.
Hey, call the driver- I'm going to the company now.
Tell Gye Shik to also come to the company right away.
You mean Gye Shik?
Yes, Gye Shik!
Yes, yes!
"Business Plans for "Coffee Prince Shop"
How many cups of coffee can you sell per day for $2,000 worth of monthly profit?
Approximately 300 cups a month, I guess.
You'd earn nothing after you pay $1,000 for monthly rents, and then materials and maintenance costs.
Have you had three meals every day?
You know, I prefer ramyun.
I own a house anyways, even if it is small.
I can manage to live without great desire.
Then just continue your life with no desire.
And why, suddenly, do you want to make a comeback?
I can't abandon the shop because I have good memories in it.
That tramp got married with another guy and lived a decent life.
You haven't got over her, yet?
-I still can't. - Stop it!
How dare you talk about that tramp to me!
When my beef business was going all right, she talked me into opening a coffee company without concrete plans.
I supported all your overseas studying and after only five years, you opened the café for her!
And then, you've never visited for ten years!
Whenever I tried to see you during the holidays, you never accepted me!
Why did I have to see you when you renounced me?!
I've been worried so much about you, actually.
Now I feel relieved after hearing your loud voice.
Stop laughing. For just three months,
I'll support you with the capital,
while you triple the amount within that time frame.
Triple?
Are you kidding me?
Am I supposed to be kidding you?
Aren't you?
Sooner or later, I'll send you a man as poor as you.
Cooperate with him and make it work. This is your last chance, understand?
I doubt he'd be poorer than me.
Let me see, that's $2, and then...how much is a Kiss on the cheek?
You're crazy about money, but not good at calculating.
Head- $20, Three times on the Face- $90, Two times on the Back- $100, Three times on the Shoulders-$210, and the Kiss...
It's a special price of $150, plus the Wrist- $20, Grabbing your collar- $20, in total.
How much is it?
I don't know.
Wait a minute, I have so much stuff in my head.
I need to pay more for rental deposits,
lesson fees for my sister's private school...
How much more should you pay for the rental deposits?
Why, would you give me that same amount?
It's about $5,000.
The calculation needs to be correct. Transfer the money to this account, please.
Take off your watch.
Hey, it's a fake; at least have me keep it.
Why should I?
You're so rude. Fine, I'll take it back.
This cup is too small.
You are extraordinary.
Mister, do you really drink only one glass of wine? You'll feel much better if you drink more.
You drink much and live long enough.
Yes, I will.
What is it?
It smells like something strong...
...Like coffee.
No way. This is a Chinese restaurant.
Hey Jung, Sung Han.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You're just sorry?
I'm so embarrassed.
Can I have some tissues? I spilled some coffee on my shirt.
-Here you go. -Thank you.
Are you a dog or something? How could you smell something outside the door?
I'm famous for having a strong sense of smell.
I might need to tell you this. You had bad breath when we kissed.
You ate rice this morning, right?
What now?
It smells gross, ugh.
What's that gross smell?
You can't smell it?
-When I peed behind the garbage truck...
It smells so gross,
seriously!
All right, you have a great sense of smell, I get it.
Yes, I do.
You have a small body; where's all that food going?
I have to eat a lot to work. I store food up when it's available, 'cuz it's a rare chance to eat this much.
What's the stock for?
For ruminating?
Let me show you.
Hey, I can't accept yet what you've shown me so far.
So just stop it.
Hey, you...
That's water.
Your singing is totally off.
Just how many times has it been? Start again from the top.
Hyung (Brother), it's 10 o'clock P.M.
We haven't eaten lunch or dinner yet.
My bad. Let's go get some food.
Brother, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Gosh, just what kind of horrible deed did I do in my past life...
that deserves this?
What kind of man passes out from drinking, just that?
Geez, he's so heavy.
Dang it, he's driving me nuts.
Mister, wake up already. We're home.
Ah! Sir!
Sir, gosh!
Ah, dang it!
Mister, wake up! We're home!
Mister, mister!
For crying out loud...
Aaah! Seriously!
Ahhh...wait...
If you don't wake up before I count to three, I'm just gonna leave you here!
One, two three!
Eun Chan!
What's that you're carrying? I'm carrying this pig.
This is a... It's a...
A what? You want me to put it in the storage room at my shop?
No thank you.
Eun Chan, I'm home.
Hello?
Hello teacher, how have you been?
Pardon? What about Eun Sae?
Yes I'm sorry, I'll be right there.
Hi (Children greeting each other)!
Go Yong. Hey, Go Yong. Can you hold this for me?
I have to step out for a second. Can you give this to the Mister who is sleeping over there for me?
-Okay. -Louder! -Okay!
How can you fail the subject I teach, like this?
Why would you flunk it like this?
Hey, Go, Eun Chan!
Good afternoon.
Can you send your little sister to school with some proper preparations for classes?
Just look at this. All she knows how is to write useless stuff on her notes.
I'm very sorry.
Oh, what? You think you did nothing wrong? Bow!
We're very sorry.
Where did you get that money?
Didn't you say the fee itself was over $1,000?
From nowhere. I just scraped and saved everything I could.
How the frick can you just scrape and save all that money?!
That guy and I went around scamming people. Are you happy now?
So is that what you're gonna do now? Dummy!
I want to sign up to be a singer. Is that wrong?!
And what right do you have to hit me? Who the heck do you think you are?!
Are you my mom? My dad?
Why are you lecturing me on scamming for some chump change?!
You better shut your mouth!
Don't you dare talk back to me like that because I went easy on you!
What? I don't even have that much right to lecture you when it needs to be done?
Just what the frick are you thinking, screwing around like that?
If you wanted to go into a music school, why didn't you just say so?
You think life is that easy?
You think money will just come to you because you need it?
You're talking like you're some big shot when you got nothing at all!
I don't care what you say, I'm gonna keep doing what I'm doing.
I'm not going to just scam my classmates, I'm gonna scam the whole freaking school.
If I get this going right...
You are not getting one cent,
got it?
Are you saying you're gonna keep at it?!
Of course. Now I'm just gonna memorize it in my head, so I don't get caught again.
If I make a lot, I'll buy you a gym of your own.
Hey Mister, are you a beggar?
Ready?
Horseback stance!
Basic movements, start!
Scissors block! Guarding trunk block! Guarding low block! Taek! Won!
Relax.
Hey, why the heck did you drag me here?
I brought you here because I thought you might get into trouble.
Go home after you're done eating.
-Okay, from the top. -Okay.
Ready?
Instructor?
Instructor, my butt.
-That guy pooped in his pants. -What? Let me see! -I did too! I did too!
Oh my goodness.
Me, me, me!
Alright, let's go to the bathroom!
Ah geez, why are you coming here?
You're puking just over some kid's poop?
What? You don't poop?
Are you gonna keep saying that word?
This is what my dad used to wear.
It's not something I'd let anyone borrow.
What about the one I bought for you?
It's in the washer.
I'll go back first to the kids. Hurry back after changing.
Man, this house has no taste.
What kind of 'No taste' interior design concept was built for this house? Tsk.
Eun Chan's daily schedule.
Milk delivery, peeling chestnuts...
Huh, now I understand why Grandma was saying I'd starve on my own.
Gee, that kid. He looked funny even when he was little.
Why are you laughing at me?
Idiot!
All right. Do this one by one.
Great. Great.
Good job, everyone. Good job.
Have a safe trip home, okay?
"You wanted it, right? It's a bonus for getting the job done right."
$500 more? What is he, crazy?
"Part-time job aside, I'm lending you $350...
so you better pay it back!"
Was there something in his food? Ha.
Ouch!
1...2...3! 1...2...
2...3.
There is a showcase opening in a month.
It seems you can focus on your work...
When I can't at all...
When everything is so chaotic for me...
You're doing your work peacefully.
You're able to work fine.
Are you ignoring me now?
Even if I were to say anything at all...
You wouldn't like it, would you?
You think you know me that well?
Then when you left me...
You probably know how hurt I was, right?
Missing you like crazy for awhile...
Then it doesn't matter, right? So just forget about it?
So you probably know how hard it has been for me, right?
You already know it all, don't you?
I really don't think we're playing the same game.
No matter how hard I try to hurt you back...
You're fine as ever.
Thank you...
I thought you were never gonna come.
To you...
I want to give you pain.
Cry, cry.
Why aren't you accepting healthy, young girls for the job? Huh? Huh?!
Dang it!
How am I gonna pay back the $350?
He won't arranged blind dates any more?
He didn't specify when exactly I had to pay it back by...
Do I have to ask him?
Oh man, this is making me nervous.
Why am I nervous again?
Ahhh I don't know, I don't know.
"Mr. Lover"
Hello?
Why the heck are you calling so freaking early in the morning?! You're making me dream weird things...
What, early in the morning?! The sun's already high in the sky.
And why are you yelling at me?
I just called you to ask you when I have to pay you back by.
Of course, you have to pay it back right away.
What, you're not going on blind dates anymore?
I really liked doing that job, you know?
What? You think I'll go through with that again?
I'll do whatever you want. $100 per date, 'kay?
Pffft. No thank you.
Stingy, stingy.
If I get money, yours is the first I'll pay back.
-I'm hanging up. -Wait a second.
Thank you.
Hello?
Gosh, hanging up without saying goodbye...really, this guy.
Dang it, seriously?!
Man...I thought I was gonna die.
Why you little...
The sun's about to go down, you idiot.
Just look at you!
Follow me.
For goodness sakes...You crazy little...
Careful Grandma, careful.
Gosh!
Grandma!
Are you okay, Grandma?
Just look at this place! It's about to fall apart!
Goodness gracious...
Gosh, hey you!
Hey, you idiot! You call this a coffee house?!
Even a dog house would be better than this!
Gosh...
Can we go now? Even if it's someone we know, can we drink somewhere else?
Oh, we're not going anywhere.
From today on, this is gonna be your business, too.
What?
Say hello to that idiot over there.
That idiot's gonna be your partner.
You seriously didn't get your wages?
I knew that guy was gonna be like that.
Smiling like a good natured fool everyday...
I've always told you not to trust anybody that easily.
If he was gonna run off with the money, this Mister would've just gone and caught that guy...
But since he ran off in the middle of the night, what are we gonna do now, Eun Chan?
This is where you're gonna be working from now on.
You two should get down and talk seriously about the business right now.